Meet Grumpy

Grumpy G.I. Gear is a veteran-owned and veteran-run apparel and accessories brand based in San Antonio, Texas, catering to patriots, skeptics, and those unafraid to speak their minds.

We design bold, irreverent, politically incorrect, and patriotic apparel that leans into counterculture, mocks hypocrisy, and pushes back against the mainstream “woke” narrative.

Our product range includes graphic tees, faith-based apparel, gear (bags, bracelets, etc.), and items for kids and pets.

With a sharp, satirical tone, we aim to provoke, encourage, and entertain all at once.

We are the brand for those who are fed up with politeness, tired of being silenced, and ready to wear their convictions.